Swine Flu and Strip Clubs

I almost didn't want to do a post on Swine Flu because I did not want to alarm others whether or not you should go to a strip club.

We work and play in an intimate environment so certain precautions may be necessary.

Know the Swine Flu Facts:

• First and foremost watch the news with a critical eye. The media has a way of sensationalizing certain events.
  
  
  1976: Swine Flu Scare
  
  
  Yes it is true a pandemic in the early 1900's was severe and took out a chunk of the population. Although there are more people in the world now, we are more advanced.
  
  Television, radio and the Internet are tools. Don't be afraid or believe everything you read but be smart about it.
  
  
• It is possible to contract Swine Flu and get over it quickly.
  
  
• It is imperative that if you feel sick at all STAY HOME. Do not infect others! This is not a strain to be fucking around with. What makes Swine Flu so bad is that humans don't have any natural defenses against it.
  
  "Oh I'll just work any how and take Theraflu."...you know who you are! Stay home bitch!
  
  
• If you feel REALLY SICK, don't hesitate to go to the emergency room if you are concerned especially if you cannot breath, walk, are very dizzy or have a monster headacheor, whatever.
  
  Don't fear of having Swine Flu, but don't take abnormal flu symptoms lightly. Take care of yourself and don't feel like you may be over reacting.
  
  
• Educate yourself:
  
  
  • Swine Flu FAQ - Winnipeg Sun (good answers.)
  • Swine Influenza - Wikipedia
  • 2009 Swine Flu Outbreak - Wikipedia

Swine Flu and Your Health:

Now would be a good time to start a cleanse of sorts.

Cut back on or eliminate:

• Sugar
• Alcohol
• Coffee
• Cigarettes
• Smoking pot - respiratory flu.
• Meds - unless you really need them. Ask your doc. not me.
• Salt
  
  (Note: It is perfectly okay to continue using meth, coke and morphine. Herioin is said to make you immune to all illnesses...HA just kidding.)
  

Eat healthy: Low fat, low carb, high protein.

Supplements: Take herbs and Vitamin C.

Exercise: Boost your immune system and metabolism.

I would suggest staying out of the gym although I'm no germ phobe, gyms still seem ghastly to me otherwise there wouldn't be sanatizers all over the place. That's just me.

Swine Flu Hygenie:

#1 Defense WASHING YOUR HANDS FREQUENTLY.
#2 Defense COUGH AND OR SNEEZE INTO YOUR SLEEVE OR CROOK OF YOUR ARM.

• Don't get too close to other peoples faces, shake hands or touch your own face.
  
  
• Carry hand sanitizer.
  
  
• If people tell you are paranoid ignore them. Better safe than sorry. You do what you need to do to feel comfortable no matter what anyone else thinks.

Yes you can still give and get lap dances! No kissing. Hugging. Wash up afterwards (God that sounds bad!) or use hand sanatizer before and after.

How many people are opposed to dancing or getting a dance while wearing a surgical mask? Show of hands please. :)

If the Swine Shit Hits the Fan:

Go to the RED CROSS BUILD A KIT page and prepare for a much longer period.
Do what you can now and don't worry about the rest. You may not need the kit but it's better to have part of it than none of it.

• Three weeks of clean drinking water.
• Dry, canned or dehydrated food that does not require water
  
  • Beef jerky
  • Tuna
  • Fresh and canned fruit in it's own juices to keep you hydrated. Eat the fresh stuff first and when you run out eat the canned stuff.
    
    Grapes, apples and coconut are all anti-viral. Apples last the longest and a jar of coconut oil or frozen coconut-popsicles last a long time.
    
  • Dehydrated fruit.
  • Unsalted nuts.

QUARENTINE: This would suck but it could happen. Be prepared for curfews and the like.

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4-Foot Rule Enforced!

Talk about harassment! A judge ordered all dancers be at least 4 feet away during a lap dance. WTF?

Judge upholds 4-foot rule at Shoreline strip club

More 4-foot rule bullshit:

• Seattle Strip Clubs and the 4-foot Rule
• Business as Usual
• Lap Dances: 4-foot Rule Postponed

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How Old is Too Old?

"Society will tell you 30 is old. We already ditched the norm when we ignored society by taking our clothes off. Don't let society dictate when we have to put them back on." - PMB

Seriously if you take good care of yourself, look good and feel young why not?

(Taken from the forum @ Stripper Web)

52-year-old novice stripper attacked by rival

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Becoming a Stripper or How to Be a Better Stripper

Thinking of becoming a stripper? Three things you should know:

You Don't Need to Know How to Dance

It's true you will pick a lot of it up watching other dancers and putting your own twist on things.

Some strippers are graceful and some really sloppy but still make money. Sex appeal is what counts and if you take care of your body and mind you will be a successful stripper.

Mind you women's bodies were meant to move in strange, sexy and crazy ways so if you've always wanted to dance just jump right in.

What will help you: Running, ballet, yoga, rock climbing, Capoeira, martial arts, strength training.

Stripping IS and IS NOT Recession Proof

I've already worked through two recessions and this will be my third (someone stop me!) and what it all comes down to is how you manage your money.

On a bad day you can still make more than some people make in a week and that is no lie even in so-called times like these. I say that because I think hypothetical financial melt-downs are the best times to make money.

What you can do? Educate yourself about money! If you're the Internet user type and I bet you are, find as much information as you can about finances. It's not as hard as you think.

Places online I would recommend are Yahoo! Finance because it is written in English and there are good articles by Rich Dad dude Robert Kiyosaki, Ben Stein and David Bach. I like Suze Orman but I think she complicates things so don't go thinking you'll never live up to what she says because her financial expectations are very high for people. Not that you should settle for less with money but that is just my thoughts about her specifically.

One of the best books that saved my financial life is Secrets of the Millionaire Mind: Mastering the Inner Game of Wealth. It's law of attraction meets a philosophical finance guru. It is not complicated to read at all and gives you glimpse to changing your attitude towards money and think in a wealth oriented terms.

Get it and it will teach you how think with a wealth mind and show you specifically how to manage your money. No I'm not money wealthy at the moment (I am time wealthy) but my mind now has a direction to work towards.

Which brings us to:

Have a Goal

How will becoming a stripper help you?

What do you want to achieve and how becoming a stripper will get you there that much faster?

Pay for school? Pay off debt? Are you just dirt poor? Need a car or house? Got a drug habit? Pay for treatment instead! It's way cheaper.

You're ultimate goal should be to get in and get out but that comes later.

Think with the end in mind BEFORE you start dancing or you'll end up as a career stripper like me, which isn't a bad thing mind you. Lot's of girl do it and it's not about being sucked into a lifestyle. You don't have to deal with office politics or a bunch of other crap. In most cases it makes life easier.

When I started I was just broke as a joke but becoming a stripper helped me mature in ways I'd never imagined. For me I just needed money. (Notice how I didn't say JOB - Just Over Broke does anyone really need a job?) I worked a few years and then quit, had a career, quit that and came back and have been doing it steadily for the past five years. It is what I like to do. Do I have a goal in mind? Yes. Once I reach that goal will I quit dancing? Doubtful! :)

I'm having too much fun.

To set a goal all you have to do is know what you want. Pick one thing at a time and go for it.

Don't bother thinking about how you'll get from point A to point B. It will all fall into place.

Goals are a mindset and you need a good mindset! Places to look online are:

The Blog of Author Timothy Ferris - He works and makes money and is the closest to a stripper lifestyle that I have seen set to real life. Well my mindset any how. If you know me well you know I've experimented with all sorts of crazy crap.

Life is supposed to be fun. Make money and vacation the rest of the time.

As I say when custys ask me what I do when I'm not the club: "Anything I want."

Don't know what you want? Let Tony Robbins help you: Goal Setting with Tony Robbins

Here is a book that I turn to for inspiration. Just open it up anywhere and start reading. If you're in a money funk it will help you shift gears no matter what part of the book you read!

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Men are No More Promiscuous than Women

Science. Based on fruit flies. Set the notion that men have more sex than women. Alrighty.

Men are no more promiscuous than women, study finds

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Attention Whore Fail

I Hate Self Promotion...Liar!

Lessons in attention whoredom where you absolutely, positively have to have the spotlight...but aren't hot enough, cool enough or gutsy enough to do it and you send a stripper as a stand in for you?

Uhg barf! If this is what passes for documentary film making or considered progressive in any way...cute, funny whatever...Why people think it's funny to make fun of strippers and ESPECIALLY a stripper to agree to this...serious face palm.

I don't even know what I want to say here really!!!!!! Just watch the video.

Stripper Stands in at Reunion

Inside Edition keeps bringing up the term "look-a-like" which I find ironic because Andrea and Cricket wear glasses...and that it's. The stripper is hot. The other is not - and that's why she sent in a double.

It would have been far more interesting had Andrea gone herself and told everyone she was a peeler these days to see the reactions. Then she could make a documentary pointing out the bias people have towards a career in exotic dancing. She already knew she was not that compelling and sent in a half naked doppelganger to represent.

As far as I know the most important aspect of a documentary involving individuals is they need to be absolutely fucking fascinating. Some how Andrea thought that the subject of sex was original enough because these two chicks, put together, aren't interesting enough.

I promise if it gets made it will only be because there is a stripper involved.

The whole fiasco is being parodied as a reversal of Romi and Michelle's High School Reunion in which the duo show up claiming to have invented Post-It Notes are now uber-successful to make up for doing nothing for the last ten years of their lives.

Remember what you hear man in the video say: "I like you better!"

She knows - that's why she sent in someone hotter.

Way to be that girl that always tries, tries, to be better, then fails still. Total revenge would have been actually becoming a stripper then you would never have to know that a guy says he likes someone else better.

What was the other word people were using to describe this? Tacky!

Mine word would be cheap.

But that's just my opinion.

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Top Ten Rules Outlined by a Stripper

Good article. I'd like to know what other dancers or customers think:

1. Time is money.
2. Don't try to get a date. (There are very few exceptions.)
3. Stay reasonably sober.
4. Unless she's cool, leave your girlfriend/wife at home.
5. Obey the rules. (The dancers rules.)
6. Be inquisitive.
7. Just because we show our boobs doesn't mean we're brainless.
8. Learn to say no. (This is one of the best rules!)
9. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
10. When in doubt tip. (Ok that is the best rule!)

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Police Say Novice Stripper Attacked by

Shoe Wielding Rival

Personally I hope she files charges.

Maybe the attacker was the novice. You need new girls at a club to attract more customers.

If there is a 52 year old in the room most strip club enthusiast will come to see an older stripper.

The older strippers at my club make A LOT of money.

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