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I Hate Self Promotion...Liar!

Lessons in attention whoredom where you absolutely, positively have to have the spotlight...but aren't hot enough, cool enough or gutsy enough to do it and you send a stripper as a stand in for you?

Uhg barf! If this is what passes for documentary film making or considered progressive in any way...cute, funny whatever...Why people think it's funny to make fun of strippers and ESPECIALLY a stripper to agree to this...serious face palm.

I don't even know what I want to say here really!!!!!! Just watch the video.

Stripper Stands in at Reunion

Inside Edition keeps bringing up the term "look-a-like" which I find ironic because Andrea and Cricket wear glasses...and that it's. The stripper is hot. The other is not - and that's why she sent in a double.

It would have been far more interesting had Andrea gone herself and told everyone she was a peeler these days to see the reactions. Then she could make a documentary pointing out the bias people have towards a career in exotic dancing. She already knew she was not that compelling and sent in a half naked doppelganger to represent.

As far as I know the most important aspect of a documentary involving individuals is they need to be absolutely fucking fascinating. Some how Andrea thought that the subject of sex was original enough because these two chicks, put together, aren't interesting enough.

I promise if it gets made it will only be because there is a stripper involved.

The whole fiasco is being parodied as a reversal of Romi and Michelle's High School Reunion in which the duo show up claiming to have invented Post-It Notes are now uber-successful to make up for doing nothing for the last ten years of their lives.

Remember what you hear man in the video say: "I like you better!"

She knows - that's why she sent in someone hotter.

Way to be that girl that always tries, tries, to be better, then fails still. Total revenge would have been actually becoming a stripper then you would never have to know that a guy says he likes someone else better.

What was the other word people were using to describe this? Tacky!

Mine word would be cheap.

But that's just my opinion.

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